Return to Stripsville

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Doug

Dear American Idol Producers,

Please, please, PLEASE…for the love of all that is Kelly Clarkson…STOP dragging out results shows that should only last 30 minutes (at the most) to an hour.  I don’t need to see Jim Carrey in a giant elephant suit shamelessly promoting his new movie.  I don’t need to hear the bottom three sing their songs once again to remember how bad they were the night before.  I don’t need to hear stupid questions from the stupid fans.  Nor do I need to hear past American Idol almost-winners sing songs in a sad attempt to remind people that they still exist (personally, I had completely forgotten all about Katharine McPhee and her McFace).  All I want out of a results show…are the RESULTS!!  You are eliminating ONE single person…just go ahead and do it!

Sincerely,

Me

So, with that out of the way, I must say that I was actually sad to see David “The Stripper” Hernandez leave tonight.  Of the bottom three, Kristy Lee REALLY should have been the one to go.  How she is still on this show is beyond me.  Must be the damn horse thing.

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One Response to “Return to Stripsville”

  1. Dawn, on March 13th, 2008 at 7:31 am Said:

    Thanks for making me laugh this morning! I have to honest here– I am glad to see Hernandez go. His facial expressions when he sings drive me crazy! Although Kristy Lee is probably the lowest ranking singer on my charts, she has that “girl next door” appeal and she is HOT! I wouldn’t be surprised if she made it through for several more weeks.

    I am routing for the Aussie. In my opinion, he has the complete package. And no- that did not come out wrong :)

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